codemonkey.mp3
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Jonathan Coulton - Code Monkey
0=Code Monkey get up get coffee,
3.25=Code Monkey go to job.
6.5=Code Monkey have boring meeting
9.25=With boring manager Rob.
12.5=Rob say code Monkey very diligent,
15=but his output stink.
17.5=His code not functional or elegant.
21.25=What do Code Monkey think?
22.75=Code monkey think maybe manager wanna write god damn login page himself.
26=Code monkey think maybe manager wanna write god damn login page himself.
29=Code Monkey not say it out loud.
32=Code Monkey not crazy, just proud.
35=Code Monkey like Fritos.
38=Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew.
40.5=Code Monkey very simple man
43.75=with big warm fuzzy secret heart.
47=Code Monkey like you.
53=Code Monkey like you.
1:00=Code Monkey hang around at front desk,
1:03=tell you sweater look nice.
1:06=Code Monkey offer buy you soda,
1:09=bring you cup bring you ice.
1:12=You say no thank you for the soda 'cause
1:15.5=soda make you fat.
1:18.25=Anyway you busy with the telephone,
1:21.25=no time for chat.
1:22.75=Code monkey have long walk back to cubicle,
1:26=he sit down pretend to work.
1:29=Code Monkey not thinking so straight.
1:32=Code Monkey not feeling so great.
1:35=Code Monkey like Fritos.
1:38=Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew.
1:40.5=Code Monkey very simple man
1:44=with big warm fuzzy secret heart.
1:47=Code Monkey like you.
1:53=Code Monkey like you a lot.
2:06=Code Monkey have every reason
2:09=to get out this place.
2:12=Code Monkey just keep on working
2:15=see your soft pretty face.
2:18=Much rather wake up eat a coffee cake,
2:21=take bath, take nap.
2:24=This job fulfilling in creative way:
2:27=Such a load of crap.
2:29=Code Monkey think some day he have everything even pretty girl like you.
2:32=Code Monkey think some day he have everything even pretty girl like you.
2:35.25=Code Monkey just waiting for now.
2:38=Code Monkey say someday, somehow.
2:41=Code Monkey like Fritos.
2:44=Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew.
2:46.5=Code Monkey very simple man
2:50=with big warm fuzzy secret heart.
2:53=Code Monkey like you.
2:59=Code Monkey like you.